• 1 - 800 LB. Black Angus Steer or Bull
• 1 Bushel estra large ripe tomtoes
• 1/2 acre mushrooms
• 1 peck oregano
• 1 sack sweet basil
• 1 barrel olive oil
• parsley, onion, garlic, chili powder

Butcher steer or bull - put in deepfreeze all except 2 lbs. ground round or 2 lbs. roast. Put roast or ground beef in pot with about 2 cloves of garlic. Open barrel of olive oil with a pipe wrench and git 3 or 4 table spoons ofit out, and put it in the bottom of the pot, then put in the roast or gr beef. Cook on meduim 4 about 15 or 20minutes or untill the smoke alarm goes off, which ever happens first.

Put on safety googles and gloves and git two ripe tomatoes out of bushel - OR - get cans fo tomato sauce from K-mart, and stir in the pot go out and pick the mushrooms and wash them off and slice up about a half a cup full - OR - go down to Safeway and buy a big can Dump them in- Take Gloves off and Safety Glasses - wash sauce off of them - Let the fire department turn off smoke alarm - when they leave put in 1 Teasp of oregano, Basil, chili powder  Simmer Till the fire Truck gets out of sight.  Dump in onions (chopped fine) and parsley - stir - simmer - stirm- simmer-stir

Go to the phone call fire Dept Thank the Cheif for the Help and then tell to stand by cuz your gonna cook the noodles Boil salted water in the Big Pot Dump Noodles in Add a couple of teaspoons of olive oil and water won't Boil over so Bad - And Burn the fireman - Reduce from Biol to Bubbly for 12 minutes put on gloves, Hip Boouts, RUBBER apron, and Hard Hat. Take pot of Nooles to Sink put in some cold water and Rinse. Then in a SEIVE put Back in pot with Just a little H2o. Take off one glove and pick up a noodle or Too with your pliers and make sure they are cooked enough I like em a little firm If they R cooked how u like em then Dump the Hot Sauce on em. Being VERY Careful not to Get my sauce on your leather gloves Because its Hard as Hell to Lick Spagetti Sauce off of Leather Gloves.

If you Cook Roast you can use the sauce to marinate the Roast Draining the Grease off (colesterol) :(  or you can use italian sausagte Honey sausage is a little sweeter than Beef if you Like it that way - 1/2 sausage & 1/2 Beef is GOOOOOD

OR---------------------if youwanna make meetBalls, 2 LBS Gr Beef, 1 Egg Garlic powder, bread crumbs, BIG onion chopped fine, parsley make sure phone is off the Hook and you Dont have to go to the Bathroom or anything THEN-

Put Ground Round in the Big pot, then crack egg open and SQUISHit around in the Gr. Bf. and bread crums, Garlic, onion parsley Keep SQUIShing untill mixed well or you git charley horses in your fingers so Badly ya cant SQUIsh any more if the mixture is too sticky Just put in more Bread crums or a little flour ok sumpthin Dry. Roll into Balls put in Boiling Sauce keep Turning Till Cooked -

Variation - 1 LB Sausage & 1 LB. GR Beef Lick Gloves off put phone on Hook Save Tools- Make Jim take you out to Dinner.

Hope tis works Honey - if you make Lots you can freeze it and use it Tomorrow.

Well Baby That should Hold ya for a while Sure Do Wish ya Good Luck

Love you all,

Tony